What I learned in New Jersey

I traveled this weekend to the "blue state" of New Jersey. I have some life lessons that I thought I could share because they are "sooooo funny".

• Rutgers is "just like Notre Dame".....NOT!
• Everyone can enjoy putting together a Polly Pocket fashion show.
• I am not a good basketball player, but I can talk smack with the best of the 8 year olds.
• I am a master at the quiet game.
• In New Jersey, coaches for second grade football laminate their game play sheets.
• We're all in this together.
• When invited to a wedding, take note of the time.
• The mascot for Stanford University is the cardinal. Yes, the color red. Why they have a tree on their logo is still a mystery.
• Don't let the pigeon drive the bus!

With that, I say have a great Wednesday.

GO IRISH! Beat Stanford!