The Hills, Season 3 ...shall I begin again?

So, where did we leave off....oh wait, LC is going to tell me. Sniff, sniff, Heidi moved out. Trust me, you'll get over it, especially since you are still splitting the rent. It's a new season.....a time for all of us to ask our questions about this cast of characters and just TV production in general.

Now that we have caught up with Miss Conrad (including the "updates" on TMZ and Us), let us begin with Episode 301 - "You Know What You Did!"

The first section will be a play-by-play of my reactions to the show:

• What is on Spencer's face?
• Holy awkward at the reception desk!
• The biggest sunglasses I have EVER seen
• "Jackpot!" - I loved it!
• Heidi's friend - wow!
• Spencer got a fish tank, and Heidi got....um....yeah, we know.
• I like the little tune that takes us to commercial, it cracks me up.
• WOW - "you come in handy so often these days"
• Hi, my name is Heidi. I write letters to my friends and deliver them at clubs in LA. (LAME)
• LOVE the fight! "sad pathetic person" This show is so drama!
• Buh-bye, happy couple! Drive off in that hideous jacket with that looo-ser.
• If I am weighing in now, Spencer is 100% behind the tape.
• Elodie is back...SNORE! The most exciting thing about her is what hair color she will have this season.
• "I'm not a catty girl." - lmao
• "WTF" - lmao (again) that people say that out loud....seriously, Whitney.
• I'm saving commentary about the Vogue closet for a later time.

Now to the TV related questions:

• Who edited the opening "song"?
• Do you write thank you notes to Lauren when she is hilarious?
• I have solved the mystery of why Heidi's teeth improved between seasons 1 and 2.
• I need the track list for these episodes....I feel an iPod playlist beginning......
• Why are the credits blurry with all the people who do the tough work on these shows?

Episode 302 - "Big Girls Don't Cry"

• The cat is wearing a sweater.
• HOLY S**T! (I can't remember why, but I am sure it was warranted - oh wait, it was the Hollywood painting)
• Ew! (Justin)
• I always liked Lo. I am glad she is back this season. She seems like an actual friend to Lauren.
• Bobby?!?!?
• Justin-Bobby and Audrina are an interesting couple to watch.....(I'll be nice.)
• Spencer and Brody ... Homey and Player
• Brody, you have your shades on in the store. Oh wait, you are with Spencer, leave them on.
• He didn't ask her on that beach. (just pointing that out)

The TV questions:

• Do you have to get people in the clubs to sign releases? No one is ever "pixilated" in the face, so I wondered how that works.
• Does Lauren have to tape her "scene commentary" in some studio, or are you able to pull that from her when she is talking?
• How many hours of footage do you have to watch to get these episodes together? (I'll need that in .1 hour increments, please.)

Until next week, or Thursday after 2007 American Idols Live!